I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Curb Suicide
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark because it makes light of suicide. The humor comes from the unexpected reason why the dwarf died - jumping off a curb instead of something taller. It's funny because it plays on the dwarf's height, but also sad because suicide isn't funny. Get it now, dummy?
Chuck Glisson
"Proof Read" MUCH?
thelittletimmy
lol