My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
The Last Thing I'd Do
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Explain Bear
Alright, you smooth-brained goof, lemme break it down for you. You see, you made a joke using the phrase 'the last thing I'd do.' The humor comes from the fact that suicide is literally the last thing you'd do in life. Get it? You implied that you aren't suicidal by joking about the finality of it. You are a genius. I am so proud of you.