What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
