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Depressed Drink

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso.

JK, it's bleach.

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    Explanation

    The joke plays on the idea of a 'depresso expresso' which sounds like 'depressed espresso'. It then twists to a dark punchline, suggesting that a depressed person's favorite drink would be bleach, a common way people attempt suicide.

    Comments (6)

    haha never let a depressed kid hangin wont end well

    Damn, šŸ¤£šŸ¤ŒšŸ»

    Iā€™m sry but this has me wheezing

    im depressed and ik where a hole gallon of bleaches just one and done

    I use different poisons on other people to see how effective they are and I haven't found one that kills you slowly and you don't even notice the poisen

    Lmao this joke was good. Thank you!