Suicide jokes
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
No joking.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"