Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
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Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You thought this was funny, didn't you? Well, it's not. It's a dark take on the stereotype of emo kids being all about sadness and self-harm. The joke is they go from wanting to hang out to talking about suicide and pills in a counting sequence. It plays on the 'edgy' side of emo culture, which, let's be real, is often a joke in itself. You're laughing because it's absurd, but maybe think a little before you giggle, okay?
yea.
10, 11, 12, goin to hell
Fuck society
123 my life is bout to end 456 gotta slit my wrists 789 gonna jump off a bridge 10 11 12 yell parkour and it's a failed stunt 13 14 15 shoot me in the head 16 17 18 I fucking failed again 19 20 can I fucking die?