Suicide Book Loan

I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. So, the dude wants to borrow a book about killin' yourself, right? But the librarian, that cheeky bastard, thinks he's just trying to pull a fast one and not return the book. Get it? It's funny 'cause suicide is usually a perma-solution, but this guy's worried about library fines. You probably still don't get it because you touch grass only when forced to.

Comments (2)

Anonymous

4 years ago

Cheeky

Neighborhood asshole

4 years ago

Easy, ask your best friend to read it for you, then return it

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