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Suicide Book Loan

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I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

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  • Suicide
  • Book
  • Cunt
  • Step
  • Library
  • Bastard

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. So, the dude wants to borrow a book about killin' yourself, right? But the librarian, that cheeky bastard, thinks he's just trying to pull a fast one and not return the book. Get it? It's funny 'cause suicide is usually a perma-solution, but this guy's worried about library fines. You probably still don't get it because you touch grass only when forced to.

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