What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.