GTA

GTA Jokes

Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide

Me: aren't they the same thing?

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted

" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever

and also GTA logic