GTA

GTA Jokes

Suicide

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

Memes

Orphan

Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.

Orphan

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!

Orphan

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

Terrorist

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Orphan

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.

Orphan

Why do orphans play GTA?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button.

Movie

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.

Orphan

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

Wheelchair

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."