GTA jokes
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.