GTA jokes
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
GTA 6
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."