Bridge Jump

The humor comes from the juxtaposition of two very different scenarios. Jumping off a bridge is typically associated with suicide, but by adding the word 'parkour' it implies that the person was attempting a daring athletic feat which makes the situation absurd.

• Suicide
• Bridge
• Morbidity
• Cry
• Action
• Risk

• If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
• When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
• You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
• What makes sad people jump? A bridge.