Suffering

Suffering jokes

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    • Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.

    Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.

    I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

    Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

    Therapist

    • Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

    Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

    Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

    Daina (😌): I know, right?

    Suffering memes

    Suicide

    • Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

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    • Chicken

    • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because the chicken had 4 chicks and a cheating hen who all sucked out all his money he got from his extremely boring job, and he finally got some peace for himself and was going to the local bar, which was on the other side of the road.

    He walked in the door, wings sagging, feathers catching on his claws. The bartender eyes him as he sits on a bar stool. "Chuck, how ya doin'? The missus doin' good?"

    "Just give me the hardest stuff you got. I'm done."

    This caught the bartender by surprise. "Chuck, come on, don't be sayin' that. Just look to the future and you'll be fine."

    "What future?" Chuck replied in a huff. "My wife and chicks are so goddamn pestering sometimes, you know? But if I leave, they'll all suffer, and I don't want that either. Oh, God, Phil, I don't know what to do."

    "You know, you've got a good heart for a rooster your age," Phil answered. "We need that in these parts. I'm tellin' ya, there will be more than what's happenin' right now, ya know, life's got all its gears turning for ya, and there's just a bit slow right now. The gears haven't been oiled in a while, but who's the only one who can fix that?"

    Chuck knew the answer. "Me."

    Phil returned with his drink. "McClucken's Whiskey, on the house."

    Chuck glanced at his glass. He held it up to the light. His face reflected in an aura around it, neither looking forward to the light and not backward, either.

    "No thanks, Phil," Chuck sighed, "But thanks anyways."

    He went to get up out of his chair. Phil called as he walked out the door, "Just remember to oil the gears every now and then, eh?"

    Chuck's comb flapped in a cool breeze brought in by the season. A bench was nearby, staring across to the other side. And he just sat there, sat there thinking. Cars blurred to a colorfully colorless nothingness as he thought in silence.

    He could see an open window in his mind, full of chickens: a sassy hen, two identical sportish chick; another, older than the two, and body bristling with blue comb-dye and the latest thing he watched online fresh on his Chickstagram page; finally, the first of the bunch, shy, bookish, with a secretly courageous soul. They all looked... worried, worried for the rooster who guided them, helped them grow, supported them... and all looking out of the window back at him.

    A single tear welled in Chuck's eye.

    The chicken walked back across the road to his family, to his friends, and to the life he was content with.

    Emo

    • Why are emo jokes so infamous?

    They cut deep.

    Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?

    Turns out it was just a phase.

    How many emos like anagrams?

    Some.

    What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?

    Emold.

    What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?

    They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.

    What do you call flat-chested emo?

    A cutting board.

    How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Who cares, let them cry in the dark.

    Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

    It was the Happy Meal.

    Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.

    “Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”

    Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”

    How do you pull an emo from a tree?

    Cut the rope.

    What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?

    They’re both white and flavorless.

    What do emo birds call their mouths?

    Bleaks.

    What do you call an obese emo teen?

    An edgelord.

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    What do you call a gang of emo kids?

    Suicide Squad.

    How are cats and emos different from one another?

    The cat still has 8 other lives.

    Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?

    They are playing Fruit Ninja.

    What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?

    Sonic the Edgy hog.

    Why would the emo swallow a clock?

    So he could wake up inside.

    Why are Emos still around?

    Because the suffering never ends.

    What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?

    You encourage them.

    What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

    A toaster.

    What is the favorite game of an emo?

    Hangman.

    Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?

    So it could cut itself.

    A group of friends started an emo salsa band.

    They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.

    What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?

    Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.

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