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Healthcare CEO's Demise

    • Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.

    I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.

    That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!

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    Alright, listen up, dummy. This joke is about someone who had a bad injury and is glad that the CEO of United Healthcare died. Why? Because they think nurses would have poisoned him because everyone hated him. It's funny because it's dark and edgy and you wouldn't get it because you're a total square.

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