Suffering jokes
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Me :D
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!