Suffering jokes
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
My life.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.