Suffering jokes
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
My joke is:
My life.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
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