Suffering Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"

Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

A 3D character from a video game with a simple, smiling face is standing in front of a building. The character is white with a pink top and bottom. A speech bubble above the character says, "why was i built to feel nothing but pain?"

I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

If I die, does my depression die with me?

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.

"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"

"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"

"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"

Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,

but died on the cross.

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

Cancer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

My joke is:

My life.

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"