What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
