Suffering jokes
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Memes
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
My joke is:
My life.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
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These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!