Suffering jokes
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
My joke is:
My life.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."