What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I suffered The Great Depression.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
