Hardship jokes

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of 'em can see their parents.

An orphan? We no jokes.

Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.

Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

A: Neither of them get to see their parents.

I suffered The Great Depression.

What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.

What TV series do orphans hate?

"House, M.D."

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

What do orphans do after they win a game?

Nothing, they have no one to play games with.

Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.