Hardship jokes
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Hi i thought this was funny i guess haha 💔⛓️
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
I suffered The Great Depression.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.