Hardship

Hardship Jokes

Orphan

Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

Orphan

Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

A: Neither of them get to see their parents.

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of 'em can see their parents.

Orphan

An orphan? We no jokes.

Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.

Difference

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.

Orphan

What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

Viagra

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

Orphan

What do orphans do after they win a game?

Nothing, they have no one to play games with.

Orphan

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.