What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I suffered The Great Depression.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
In life, some people have it harder than others. Thats why Viagra exists.
