Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Jesus, right? He's getting nailed to the cross, which, spoiler alert, is gonna hurt like a freaking banshee. So instead of saying something all profound and biblical, he just yells "Owwww!!!!!" like any normal dude would when you stick a nail through his hand. Get it? You wouldn't get it.