God's Refusal to Heal Sick Children", Humor Types: ["dark/existential", "insult/sarcastic", "fantasy/hypothetical

Listen up, genius. You thought it was a good idea to post this. Let me spell it out for your smooth brain. The big G, God, usually portrayed as compassionate and all-powerful, straight up says "no" to helping sick kids. It's funny because it's the opposite of what you expect, and also kinda dark and edgy. Now go back to your cave.