Suffering jokes

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.

If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.

What game hurts you the more stages you survive?

Cancer.

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"

Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.

Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

I suffered The Great Depression.

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.