Suffering jokes

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.

What game hurts you the more stages you survive?

Cancer.

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

I suffered The Great Depression.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"

Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

If I die, does my depression die with me?

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.