Suffering jokes

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.

What game hurts you the more stages you survive?

Cancer.

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

I suffered The Great Depression.

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"

Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?