Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11victims, they went through 87 stories in 7seconds
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
There's a one story house everything's yellow even the kitchen living room and bedrooms what colour is the stairs
The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories
2 sentence horror story’s go
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
I can’t remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So I’m walking into a store in Amish country and there’s this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers “it’s for democrats”
Who're the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
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