A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Listen up, buttercup. This dude's 'friends' were so against him wearing fancy brands like Gucci and Supreme that they threatened to off him. So, he wore both on April Fool's Day, probably thinking it was a prank. Turns out, his friends weren't joking, and now he's explaining it all to the Gatekeeper of Heaven because he's dead. Get it now, genius?
