So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
Birthday Bathroom Blunder
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is like a car crash – a total mess. This dude is saying he's 13 but was about to turn 10 yesterday? And school's out because he can't count? Then, get this, at 10 p.m. in the morning, he's freezing in his hot room, so he decides to drive. But wait, it gets better! He stops at a green light and then takes a dump in front of his car because, of course, there's no trash can. It's like a toddler wrote a joke after eating a box of crayons. Just a bunch of random stuff thrown together. Do you understand now, dummy?