What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Story Jokes
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
