Story jokes

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?

New Yorkers.

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"

"He never lands."

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)