Stop

Stop Jokes

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.

Don't flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo

There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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