Stop jokes
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.