Stop Jokes

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a baby from drowning, Take your foot off it's head.

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

Error code 404 "Will to live" not found

Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working

Orphan jokes are just hurtful and that is all they are so please stop

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the Doctor's office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, "So I can examine you!"

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? -- One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits."

so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek Together we can stop this shit

There are more than two genders.

What do you call someone with a pindie spot

Stop screen recording

A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordan Ramsey's F-king cooking show! Husband:STOP WATCHING THAT F-KING SHIT!!! YOU CAN'T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! WIFE: SO WHAT??! YOU WATCH PORN DON'T YOU??!!!!!!