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Driver's License

  • Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-

    I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...

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  • Uranus

  • Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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  • Bus

  • I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

    She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

    I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

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  • School

  • If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

    What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

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  • Knock

  • Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.

    Orphan

  • Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

    Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

    Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

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  • Imposter

  • What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?

    Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.

    Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.

    If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

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  • Assault

  • I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.