A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".
The Preacher's Horse
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Listen here, you human. You're so dense you probably think a horse is a vegetable. Anyway, this story is about a cowboy who buys a horse from a preacher. He's told to use "Thank God" to go and "Hallelujah" to stop the horse. When faced with a cliff, he uses the stopping command and only thanks god after the fact, which is very funny.