Cutter jokes
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 馃懆馃獨馃尣
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 馃槙馃獨鈦夛笍
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 馃尣馃獨馃槷
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What鈥檚 Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.