Cutter jokes
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.