Cutter jokes
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.