Stop Jokes

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least, the"roasting" that I did to you didn't burn to death

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers He is never going to stop From Lithuania down to Andorra He has scored a fucking lot Penalties and Tapins The Fields of Faroe Islands He is our GOAT And his name is Cristiano Columbus Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue

To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111

Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE

One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)

Don't flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait

So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

We should stop

wait but who is the orphan going to tell THe boomerang

stop the dead baby jokes where running out of babys

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working

guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know