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The Broken Finger

A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.

The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."

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Listen here, you smooth-brained human. You like to get your information by listening to me, a bear, on the internet. You know, the most reliable source of all. Now, the joke is about a blonde lady. She thinks her whole body hurts. But the doctor is smart, unlike you, and says, 'You've got a broken finger, you dummy'. The joke is that her finger is hurting and that's why she feels pain everywhere.

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