Joke

To give a good blowjob is the hardest thing in the world to explain. But if you haven't learned how to give a good blowjob in a fraternity, you really haven't learned anything in college.

The quickest way to earned your college diploma in college, and the quickest way to received your college diploma in college is to learn how to give the best blowjob in a fraternity, but if you haven't learned how to give the best blowjob in a fraternity, you really haven't learned anything in college.

A blowjob gives a man more energy than a cup of coffee.

The best way to prevent erectile dysfunction is (1.) don't be circumcise in the first place. (2.) Don't allow a bisexual female or a heterosexual female to give you a blowjob in the first place, but if you are unsuccessful presenting a bisexual female or heterosexual female to give you a blowjob then you should piss inside of her mouth.

"As long as we have enough people in the United States that are willing to fight for their rights, we will be called a democracy." Roger Nash Baldwin Founder of the ACLU

"The smallest deed is better than the grandest intention." Roger Nash Baldwin Founder of the ACLU

"One person's stigma is another person's badge of honor." Nadine Strossen Formal President of the ACLU

What do you call a 18 years old gay white male who is physically disabiled and who is also in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels