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A toaster is presented as a bath bomb with the text "THE LAST BATH BOMB YOU'LL EVER NEED!!!! NOW ON SALE!!!! 50% OFF".

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Stop.

A tweet by Calvin asking why the media isn't reporting on what Zeus looks like without hair or beard, followed by two cartoon images of Zeus, one with his trademark hair and beard and the other with a bald, smooth head.

Sbeebs141

Achievement get!

The image has the text "How Did We Get Here? Have every effect applied at the same time" at the top. Below this is a list of traits, social stances, and group affiliations of a person named Foxle. Some of these are mutually exclusive, e.g., "Born male, raised female". Some of the entries are "Vegan", "Trans pride", "BLM", "ACAB", "Feminist", "LGBTQIA+", "Hates men", "Stop AAPI Hate", "Bipolar", "Gamer", "#KillAllMen", "#CancelGyms", "#Depressed", "#JusticeForAmberHeard" and "ANTIFA Supersoldier".

Angel_Izzy

The image shows a person with sunglasses with the text "My mom: stop making suicidal jokes. Me: don't worry it will end soon."

Anonymous

A tabby cat lies on the floor with a rainbow-colored light beam emanating from its rear. Below the cat, a news banner reads, "BREAKING NEWS: CAT PROTECTS FAMILY FROM A LGBT. Brave cat stopped the LGBT as it entered the home."

blach66

A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"

Oogway

Me acting like I'm cool
with the crackhead at
the bus station so he
doesn't stab tf out of
BUS
STOP
me
00D

Heroin Monkey

"Stop hitting my child
in the head with a
lead pipe!"

Cahyani Ambara

When I saw this, I couldn’t stop laughing

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment by Rukulukukukupoopoo says: "I love your wife." The second comment is from George W. Bush and says: "So you're the one I've seen in my garden recently..."

Heroin Monkey

Two comments from the same user. The first comment posted 1 day ago says, "can people stop begging for followers, it's cringe." The second comment posted 2 months ago says, "Follow me or you are gay."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of actor Keanu Reeves looking slightly impatient. The text overlay reads: "Me waiting for my grandpa to stop choking so I can tell him I put a lego piece in his oatmeal."

Bozo

The image shows an oak tree with a face. Above the tree, text says: "oh no my dad is driving drunk someone stop him!" some random oak tree:

Chri5

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

Heroin Monkey

The text reads, "The doctor waiting for the parents to stop crying about their dead son so he can announce the $300,000 medical bill." Below the text is a close-up of a man with a slight, almost uncomfortable, smile and a white coat.

M3ME G0D

A scene from Spongebob Squarepants with Mr. Krabs standing in front of the Krusty Krab which is on fire. The text overlay reads: "stop letting him cook."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a split panel featuring two figures. On the left is a depiction of Jesus with a halo, and the text “Stop asking for automatic rifles and goth girls.” On the right is a Wojak character looking upset and the text “please J-man”.

Jazzy💕

Dayum

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message, in green, reads: "Mom stop you are not funny. You never make jokes." The reply, in white, says: "I made you."

Thoughtless

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a Minecraft landscape filled with red rocks and a body of water. There are several blocks of TNT laid out in the foreground. The text overlay reads "My microwave stopped working, time to use my pc to cook some beef."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows different flags the poster saw on their morning walk. These 'flags' are traffic signs: the US flag times 7, stop sign times 4, danger do not open sign times 13, biohazard sign times 33, a no entry sign times 18, do not open sign times 9, biohazard sign times 6, and danger of infection times 27. Also shown in the image is a nazi flag.

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