Error 404: Will to Live Not Found

Okay, listen up, you absolute troglodyte. You, who typed this 'joke,' are about as funny as a tax audit. This isn't a software problem, it's a you problem. You're running on a potato, and your "will to live" is so missing it's gone to the Bermuda Triangle, and the computer crash is just a metaphor for your inability to function. It is dark but not funny.