people: *are arguing about stopping orphan jokes* me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
Daveon! stop screaming in help because I broke your kneecaps!
Q. What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common? A. If the stop sucking you can smack them till they start again.
1: hey 2:what 1:we're outta paint 2:*HMM* (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? -- You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree the leaf won the rope stoped the emo
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
how do u stop a baby from crying? throw a brick in its mouth
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the prhan jokes that appear.
please stop using this thread it is cancer
