Stereotype jokes
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Memes
Like if u sleep naked
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?