Stereotype jokes
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.