Stereotype jokes
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
big booty latinas.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.