Stereotype jokes
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Memes
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
big booty latinas.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!