Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
