Stereotype jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.

What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.

Why can't Asians play Baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?

A bath bomb.

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.

Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?

Because they ate all the bats.

big booty latinas.

Can emos eat a Happy Meal?

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.

How do you say "Brazier" in German?

Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

A: Carlos.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

Why don’t Asians use phones?

Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!