Stereotype jokes

Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?

A. Cut the rope.

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.

What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?

White vans.

There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.

What do you call an army of disabled people?

Special forces.

A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

Q: What's really long and black?

A: The line at KFC.

What is an Italian massage?

An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.

Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?

They are skilled at separating colors.

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.