You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Stereotype Jokes
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
