Stereotype jokes
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
Memes
Like if u sleep naked
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, itβs called a loaded potato. π₯΄π¦΄π¨π₯
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you donβt walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
You know how people say white men canβt jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.