Stereotype jokes
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.