Stereotype jokes

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.

What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?

White vans.

Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?

A. Cut the rope.

A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.

There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

What do you call an army of disabled people?

Special forces.

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.

WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.

Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

What is the email password of a black person?

"watermelon"

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

The lady says, "Come again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

What's long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?

A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!