Stereotype jokes
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
An Irishman walks into a pub.