Stereotype jokes
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Memes
Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.