Stereotype jokes
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Memes
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.