Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.