Stereotype jokes

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what game does an emo love?

Hangman.

What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

A brunette fought and didn't get raped.

A blonde thought and did get raped.

What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.

How did the retard win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."

How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.

Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

How do you say "Brazier" in German?

Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)

big booty latinas.

Can emos eat a Happy Meal?

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.