Stereotype jokes
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
Memes
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
big booty latinas.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.