Stereotype jokes
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.