Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
