Stereotype jokes
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
big booty latinas.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.