Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
HI MY NAME IS YOUR MOM
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Becuase they have a face not even a mother could love
why can't orphans play baseball
they don't know where home is
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan...
A iPhone has a button to go home