There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Allergic Kid's Sexuality Questioned
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Explain Bear
Okay, you silly goose, let me break it down for you. You seem to think that if a person is allergic to nuts, they cannot possibly be gay. This, my dear friend, is not how human sexuality or allergies work. It's a play on words, where "nuts" is a slang term for testicles, and the author is stupidly conflating it with a food allergy. The joke is not very funny or nice, since it also mocks the person.
Rebecca
Peanuts are legumes