Pop-up jokes

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!

(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(

Pop-up. P

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.

(Later)

"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"

Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...