Stereotype jokes
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"