Stereotype jokes

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?

Josiah.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.

Emo people totally suck!

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

What wastes your money as you earn it?

Women.

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.