
Stereotype jokes
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
