What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Stereotype Jokes
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
