Stereotype jokes
Your mother.
Gigachad.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
Really Karen?
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!