Stereotype jokes

Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?

A: Because they ate the bat!

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Why do midgets laugh while they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!

What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!

Yo momma!

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

What thing can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

What phone do midgets use?

A MICROphone.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.

The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

What do you call a triggered white kid?

A school shooter!

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

"Ching chang chong."