Stereotype jokes
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!