Stereotype jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Memes
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
