Stereotype jokes
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.