Stereotype jokes
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Emo
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Memes
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
"Ching chang chong."
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Yo momma!
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.