Stereotype jokes

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

What is an emo's favorite place?

Niagara Falls.

What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?

One can feed a family.

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

How do you make an emo jump?

A bridge.

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.