What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Stereotype Jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
My favourite new meme is The Wopmutt Meme. The wopmutt meme grew in popularity because it's based, true, and funny.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
