Stereotype jokes
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Emo people totally suck!
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.