Stereotype jokes
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.