What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Fucking Fruit!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
