Stereotype jokes
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].