Stereotype jokes

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?

Being a bitch.

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.

Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!

What is a redneck's favorite sock?

A red sock.

Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?

It’s their funny face.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.

A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"

The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."

A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."

Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...

All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!

Why do people think Mozart was autistic?

Because he was probably retarded.

Emo

I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."

Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?

A: Because they ate the bat!

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?

Fruit punch.

Why is a tree brown?

If you are thinking about this, you are racist.