The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Stereotype Jokes
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
