Stereotype jokes
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
ERM ACTUALLY
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.