Stereotype jokes
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
We can only see 90 degrees.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'