Stereotype jokes
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
We can only see 90 degrees.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.