Stereotype jokes

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

What is an emo's favorite place?

Niagara Falls.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?

One can feed a family.

Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they are fucking assholes.

We can only see 90 degrees.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

What do you call a Mexican with an m3?

A greaser.

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.