Stereotype jokes
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.