Stereotype jokes
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Haha, you're gay!
Fucking Fruit!
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.