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Stereotype Jokes
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
I hate autistic people.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
I hate straight people.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
Ur mom.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed, and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration. He spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with, and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water, and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything. I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get, and yet he won't speak!"
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!"
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