Stereotype jokes
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
You are emo.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."