Pig In A Blanket

Hey dumb-dumb, you thought this was going to be about a delicious breakfast food, didn't ya? But nah, the 'pig in a blanket' is an insult directed at the wife, calling her fat (a 'pig') because she's all bundled up in bed on a cold day (the 'blanket'). BASED fact: You probably shouldn't insult your spouse, but since you wrote this, you're definitely gonna be sleeping on the couch.