State jokes
My life.
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
My life.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.