I'm hungry.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
My life.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
Want to hear a joke Ohio state foodball
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
