State jokes
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Ohio Baby
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
My life, lmao.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
My life, ha ha funny!
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
Your life.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.