Feud jokes

Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

Family Feud.

So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."

Family feud after finding out about Alabama.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Orphans don't like "Family Feud."

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.