State jokes
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Here's a joke: Your life.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
Memes
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Are you serious right now, bro?
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?