State jokes
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Here's a joke: Your life.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
My mental health.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*