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A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Here's a joke: Your life.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Are you serious right now, bro?
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.