State jokes

Here's a joke: Your life.

I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.

You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

My mental health.

Want to hear a joke?

My life. Get it?

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?

Family dinner!

Orphans are banned in Alabama.

Are you serious right now, bro?

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.