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A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"

A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"

How do you make Alabama cookies?

Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.

Here's a joke: Your life.

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.

I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.

Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?

Because it's in bread.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?

Family dinner!

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

Orphans are banned in Alabama.