State jokes
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Here's a joke: Your life.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
Are you serious right now, bro?
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.