Cold Spell and Sons

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, numbskull. The first one is play on words. "IC" sounds like "icy" which means cold. Get it? The second one is a trick question because Hawaii is literally surrounded by water, ya dummy. And the last one is tricky because you're supposed to forget the first sentence and be bamboozled. Now go back to eating your boogers.