Republic jokes

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?

By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.